Eh!

Leafology, Leafology,

One part is fact, but mostly mythology
Lots of games they should have won
Review the stats, it ain’t no fun
Papers replete with complaints unending
Always outshot, little defending
Blame the goalies, that’s very easy
It used to be Ballard, he was certainly sleezy
Start the season at 11 and 2
Can you tell me that this was true
Take off your sweater and put it away
Have a beer to calm your dismay
Shrug your shoulders and shake your head
Pull up the sheets, the Leafs are in bed
Cherry was wrong, he seldom is
But most experts know the Leafs will fizz
Hockey is Canada, strong and true
Only one team in, my life is blue.
Leafology, Leafology,
Don’t you owe us a genuine apology